S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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