I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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