but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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