i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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