so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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