You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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