We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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