So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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