Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You don't make any sense
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