For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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