haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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