When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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