He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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