Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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