Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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