I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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