dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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