At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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