Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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