I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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