weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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