I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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