Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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