Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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