She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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