This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
