I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
