Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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