i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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