Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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