Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Randomize
