i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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