Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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