ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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