if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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