Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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