just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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