i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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