I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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