im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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