how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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