I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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