he wants to bone in the snuggie
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
