so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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