can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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