i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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