just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
