So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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