i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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