are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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