what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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