what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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