he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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