question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
