i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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