try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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