Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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